Chuck Norris-facts

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• In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.
• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
• When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
• There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
• A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
• Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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